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This is Monsters and Magic...: Not That Kind || Bruce & Natasha

bannersciencebro:

Bruce made a pensive noise in the back of his throat as he walked for the door, holding it open for the agent. He offered her a knowing look, his smile light as she walked past him. “Yeah, I can easily relate to that…I’ve since lost my picky eating habits in favor of…

“It is quite nice- just about every foreign cuisine you could think of can be found if you looked hard enough. Though, it is difficult to beat the real thing sometimes…” He added on the subject, nearly looking reminiscent over some memory replaying in the back of his mind of his previous travels as a fugitive, fleeing from country to country. If there was anything good that came out of his drastic change of lifestyle, it was opening up his once picky palate to all kinds of new foods.

A moment later Bruce was arching his brows in genuine surprise that Natasha was actually going to go along with his suggestion over riding to the restaurant in favor of walking. He did smile lightly at the spy and offered her a nod in agreement before waiting patently for the hailed cab, sliding in beside her a moment later yet still leaning against the door as to give Natasha plenty of space away from him.

Leaning his head against the headrest, he tried not to tense up too much when the driver took off a little too fast for his liking. He let out an annoyed sigh at that, but thankfully the man driving wasn’t driving like a complete maniac. After a little while, they arrived at their destination without further incident or trivial annoyances. Bruce paid in cash before exiting the vehicle, quickly stepping up to the curb. The drifting aromas of various spices and chicken was thick in the air and they weren’t even inside yet. “Smells good out here, hopefully it tastes just as delicious. Then again, I could probably eat anything they threw in front of me right now..” Banner commented with a relaxed smile as he held the door open for the trained assassin.

The World of Black Widow: bannersciencebro wandered by

She smiled and from her puffy eyes it gave her quite an innocent look. She shook her head and sighed “No no, I’m fine Bruce, but thank you for your hospitality, really, I needed it.”

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Even though she still felt bad Bruce reassured her. She knew that he understood her, and was thankful he was there. She loved his hug as well despite the hesitation and the awkward moment. Clint was always the person she came to for emotional help but now she knew she could add Bruce to that list. “B-Bruce I….” she rubbed her hands together and bit the inside of her cheek “I don’t want things to be awkward between us, I mean after what happend I wanted to build our friendship…”

Watching Natasha start to fidget, Bruce started to jump to conclusions all on that much of a basis. The prior awkward moment was lingering into this one, and now he had even less of an idea of how to counter it. He did start to smile at her once she started talking again, an inaudible chuckle slipping past his lips before he pressed them firmly together for a few seconds. His brows arched and he looked away, as if containing more of his thoughts than he was willing to speak on.

“Sorry, but I’m sort of a giant bundle of awkward. Not much either of us could do to fix that, unfortunately.” He turned back, sheepish as ever. “But,” He started again, licking his lips and nodding slowly. “I would like that..building a…a friendship.” The word was odd to say, as if foreign to the tongue. “And you’re right. After everything…it would probably do us both some good to get to know each other a little better besides what’s lined out in black and white..or the less than favorable past encounters..”

When he spoke all Natasha could do was let out small chuckles. Bruce’s awkwardness was adorable to her. “Well, how about I start off saying that you are a nice guy Bruce. You have some good qualities. Your smart, sweet and placid.” She folded her hands infront of her and swung her body a bit, trying to be flirtatious.

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The researcher wrapped his arms over his chest, folding them and generally fidgeting at all of the compliments being paid to him like this. He didn’t know how to take them and pretty much stuck true to his word- by being a bundle of awkward. Bruce smiled sheepishly at her nevertheless, brows arching as he watched the redhead rock back and forth. “Uh, thanks…-placid..” He intoned before making a pensive sound in the back of his throat.

“And you’re-” He lifted a hand and gestured at her before tucking it back under the crook of an arm. “Really surprising- in good ways. I’m glad you’re the one that managed to convince me to travel out of Calcutta. I’m not sure if I would have gone with any other agent, I doubt they could have handled me. And you’re also quite stunning-” Bruce cleared his throat softly after that, shrugging his shoulders out of lack of anything else to do within the short string of silence. “-But, you know that already, I’m sure.” The timid scientist sighed in polite frustration with himself. He was truly terrible at this. He never knew what to say or how to act- or react, when someone was actively being nice to him. “Sorry, I think I stepped out of line there.”

The Itsy Bitsy Spider: bannersciencebro: He stalled in his retreat, forcing himself to...

bannersciencebro:

He stalled in his retreat, forcing himself to straighten at the come hither gesture. An order, a command; Bruce loathed anyone that tried to assert any form of control over him. Too many people had done that to him in the past; his father, General Ross to name the most…

The neutral calm didn’t completely fade from Banner’s expression, though he did swallow a tad hard when he was forcefully invited to attend some sort of meeting. God knows what that was all about, but the scientist wasn’t dense enough to expect anything short of it being illegal and down-right heinous in nature. He did look towards Natasha then, hoping she would be able to sway Olev’s outlook and allow him to be cut free without any more compromise to her mission. It wasn’t like he could say he didn’t drink- that was most likely a cardinal sin here and would only make this guy want his head up on a pike somewhere. All Banner could do was stand there, watch and wait for Olev make his departure.

Closing his eyes and dropping his head only after the other male was far from sight, the researcher heaved a pent sigh. Damnit, he just had to go and stick his nose into more trouble, didn’t he? Lifting his head a moment later, he ran the back of a hand over a brow, a forced huff of amusement passing through his nose at the agents dry tone. “I seem to have that affect on most people…must be my radiating personality,” He all but muttered back in a similarly flat tone, though the edge of obvious self-loathing was evident. Folding his arms loosely over his chest, Bruce cast Natasha an apologetic expression after easily catching the hint that she was justifiably pissed at him. How could he blame her?

“I wouldn’t have approached you if I knew you weren’t working on my case again…” He tried to explain as his head lowered and a hand lifted, kneading the space between his temples with a thumb and index finger. Not just in an attempt to soothe away a strengthening headache, but it was also a nervous tic. He had to do something with his hands- fuss with his clothes, wring them together, tap something. Bruce had too much energy to deal with and not nearly enough outlets to release it into that wouldn’t level a few city blocks in the process. “What I get for assuming things. I was sure you were called in since I ditched-“ He paused, glancing around them. Who knows, maybe the entire café was bugged. “-Fell off the grid,” He quickly corrected instead of saying SHIELD out loud. “Guess I just ended up jumping back onto it…”

Bruce knew he screwed up, big time. This was unacceptable on every level, and if Fury wasn’t having an aneurism from losing track of Banner before, finding out that the fugitive gamma specialist had just compromised the best spy under his command and put an entire town at risk of becoming a new collateral damage report, that was certainly going to cause the Director’s blood pressure to skyrocket. “Is there…somewhere we can walk to, or a place we can go in order to talk this out? Devise a game plan before we get sized up for our personalized concrete shoes?” Despite the dark joke and jab at what he was assuming to be some sort of Russian mafia, he was truly reproachful about the whole situation. And not just the fact that, one way or another, there was going to be an attempt to end both of their lives later tonight. But there was already a deeply seeded concern over their relationship- if it could even be called that. It was already on thin ice to begin with given their short yet grim past history. Now he only added more cracks to it.

“Look, I’m sorry- I know I screwed up. And I’ll clean up the mess I’ve created, reset your dominoes so you can topple them in order again, but I’ve got to have all the variables in order to do that.” Bruce could be assertive when he wanted to be- when he had to be. Right now felt like one of those times. “I can’t leave you alone with that slimeball and his no doubt to be equally unpleasant smelling goons on good conscience just because you’re going to tell me that you can handle it.” 

whatthebuzz asked:

"He is real....! He's a dream walker! I mean I see him when I'm not asleep all the time. Just is easier this way... Shuuuush Tony. Or i'll paint all your suits pink and glittery!"

“So- you’re dating Freddy Krueger? Uh, wow. I got nothin’ for that but that.”

”-All the time?” Bruce made a noise in the back of his throat. “And you’re at Darcy’s? He’s been to Darcy’s apartment?”

“Uh, wow. Jan, I think- yup. You made Bruce start pacing the floor. Great job. Also- don’t touch my stuff. I’ll make JARVIS lock you out of all the kitchens if you do.”

whatthebuzz asked:

"I'm at Darcy's. No nurses there. And he's not comin in person... really.. well he is. N' he's not my boyfriend... he visits me in my dreams." She purses her lips. "I wanted ta make chocolate chip...!"

“Oh, imaginary boyfriend. C’mon, Jan, you can do better than that, even when you’re a living plaster cast you can still nail any guy you wanted.” Tony sassed, earning another nudge from Bruce to just shut up already.

“-What are you talking about, Jan? In your dreams..?” Bruce countered, sounding a tad concerned.

whatthebuzz asked:

"Tony... pfffthahaha... behave. I mean it!! Don't make me break you two up I will." But she's still cackling. "I will... I've been restin all day. I promise. Goota wait for Nolan thoughhh."

“No way. That’s going to be his code name from now on. And Nolan- who’s Nolan?” Tony asks, passing Bruce a look. The physicist grumbled something about a boyfriend. “Wow- just the name’s gettin’ you a little green around the edges.”

“Papa bear is gonna turn into a grizzly if you don’t drop it.” Bruce warned before looking down at the phone on the table. “You sound tired-“
“You sound like you just took a big hit off a doobie-“

“Shh-” Elbows Tony. “-I’m sure he will understand if you go to sleep. And have the nurses lock the door.”

“-Gezz, over protective much?”

“She needs her rest-“

Sure, so she can make us more cupcakes. Hey- red velvet next time! Oh, or that orange sherbert stuff- cream-sickle.”

whatthebuzz asked:

Jan decides now would be a good time to break this up and she calls, still bubbling with laughter. "Tony put me on speaker."

“See? She found it funny Papa Bear-” Tony speaks first before managing to flick the screen to let Jan be heard by both himself and Bruce. There’s a quiet groan from Bruce, unamused by the new nickname.
“Hey, Jan,” Bruce emits a frustrated sigh. “You should really be getting some sleep.”

whatthebuzz asked:

[text] asdfgbferjkbfk [text a good 7 minutes later, she's laughing too hard] toooony. Give the phone back! or pops will make you look like this \( ˚ A ˚)/

[text from tony] Technically, it’s my phone.

[text from tony] I pay th

[text from tony] e phone

[text from tony] bill

[text from tony] uhoh

[Video file attached]

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Tony: Smile for the camera, /Pops!/!

Bruce: Damnit Tony! Give the phone back-

Tony: Now that’s no way to talk to the young lady, this is recording, y’know-

Bruce: Rrr!

Tony: Oh sh-

[end video]

whatthebuzz asked:

[text] it's your surprised face. [text] Not tired yet o 3o [text] We need to make cupcakes soon ~( o u o )~

[text] Okay.

[text] fghjs

[Phone gets hijacked by Stark]

[text] Send us cupcakes! The cupcakes here are /terrible/. I should sue because of their horrid fake icing.

[text] Also, I look like this right now: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[text] And Tony looks like this: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

whatthebuzz asked:

[text] Yellow doesn't show good on white. How about purple? [text] I can tell. [text] wasps are too hard to make. i tried. \{o 'π´o} / look its you

[text] Purple works.

[text about 5 minutes later]  Those happy pills must be kicking in.

[text] You should get some rest.

Punching Holes In The Sky: bannersciencebro: The reserved researcher smiled softly at her laugh,...

bannersciencebro:

The reserved researcher smiled softly at her laugh, finding it rather enjoyable. Pushing himself out of his chair to stand, Bruce started to walk for the door, holding it open for the major with a gesture for her to file through first. “Sounds like you must keep yourself…

Bruce had to let something of a laugh out at Carol calling him intimidating. He still ducked his head in an attempt to stifle it, but the smile remained after the fact. “I don’t doubt that, in this body at least. Not to say I don’t know how to defend myself in ways not tinged with green…but I know you could take me down in more ways than I would probably ever want to know or find out.” He flashed her a playful yet knowing look before traveling forward, not bothering with the badge resting inside the breast pocket of his lab coat. He traveled through here enough to the point where most of the security around the building paid him little to no mind. Not that Bruce would be caught complaining about that.

He smiled at her for holding the door open for him, mumbling a ‘thanks’ as he stepped by and started to walk down the warming street. “It is rather nice out. No rain or aliens falling from the sky today. Always a plus.” Letting his head fall back, the scientist let his gaze wander the blue sky for a few moments- not a cloud in sight and not even the haze of city smog to pollute the pleasant view. Returning his attention back down to Earth, he stuffed his hands into the pockets of his tan chinos and actually looked moderately relaxed despite his earlier comment referring to the city as one of the most aggressive in the world. “So, uh..” He quietly cleared his throat, trying to conjure up something to make for small talk. Though he was rather terrible at it. “Spend any time with Rogers lately? I haven’t seen him around as much.”

whatthebuzz asked:

[text] I'll leave the big green marker just for you ;P [text] Only shirts I don't have to cut to fit the cast. [text] I'll set you up with some more clothes when you get back. <3 [text] C(o uo ) )D)> Itsabee.

[text] …How about yellow?

[text] Trust me, nothing I wear is form fitting.

[text] Thanks, but let’s wait until you make a full recovery, yeah?

[text] That’s a very…cute bee.

whatthebuzz asked:

[text] I'm alright. At least when the pain pills kick in. lol. <3 [text] Thanks for the shirt by the way.

[text] Better than worse, right? I’ll sign your cast when I get back.

[text] No problem. If you need a new one, ask Darcy.

[text] She’s hoarded half of my closet by now. I’m surprised I had enough shirts for the trip.

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